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What Chu Kno Bout Me
The ultimate white dad who isn't a dad
(Source: bob-belcher, via space--butterflies)
there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command
HURT PEOPLE
HURT PEOPLE
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(Source: Porterr-Robinson, via jadeeegbertaa)
The Grinch was taught as a child to wear clothes. At some point, up on Mount crumpit, he just said, screw it, it’s nakey time from here on out.
That’s just what living alone is like tbh
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*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*
this guy gets it
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the grinch said bitch
the grinch said bitch
He really did say bitchin
the grinch said bitch
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Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” published c. 1918
PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”
“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” - plato
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