The ultimate white dad who isn’t a dadTumblr (3.0; @groot-to-boot)http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e999d218b020b58d2db8b2ee1949017c/tumblr_pa1nvlZ3pQ1xqc92vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://image-transcribing-bot.tumblr.com/post/175199288045/lighthouse1138-docincredible" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">image-transcribing-bot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lighthouse1138.tumblr.com/post/174764672332/docincredible-bandogrand-scamyon-why-am-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lighthouse1138</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://docincredible.tumblr.com/post/174749368739/bandogrand-scamyon-why-am-i-chuckling-so-hard" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">docincredible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://bando--grand-scamyon.tumblr.com/post/174737838769/why-am-i-chuckling-so-hard" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bando–grand-scamyon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why am I chuckling so hard </p></blockquote> <p>The cure for fascism is… politically-motivated threats of brutal physical violence?</p> <p>That’s literally fascism.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, remember how we defeated fascism in WW2 through polite conversation</p> </blockquote> <b>SCIENTISTS FOUND A CURE FOR FASCISM<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr" target="_blank">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>I l̨ove̡ you. (ʘ‿ʘ) | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2" target="_blank">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot" target="_blank">Patreon</a> </small></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175277091883http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175277091883Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:27:45 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5944eeaf7a1568eb47e67daf1c8b1ce7/tumblr_mm20gsihbV1qzp7a0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funohtrixpointnever.tumblr.com/post/157989903819/fartinonfaces-please-let-me-go-here-when-i-die" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">funohtrixpointnever</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fartinonfaces.tumblr.com/post/156961922653/please-let-me-go-here-when-i-die" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fartinonfaces</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>please let me go here when i die</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="412" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd00ba84426a1dc83055afe4dd923ac2/tumblr_inline_omayrq88qY1sqw8mt_540.jpg" data-orig-height="412" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="1195"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c30c04cf885daaeecde9982a40f14579/tumblr_inline_omayssPbe71sqw8mt_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="1195"/></figure></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175277059053http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175277059053Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:26:24 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_madpo7XXlF1qafwqlo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_madpo7XXlF1qafwqlo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://pulpfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/31647466355/wake-me-up-wake-me-up-inside-i-cant-wake-up" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pulpfanfiction</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(Wake me up) Wake me up inside</p> <p>(I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside</p> <p>(Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark</p></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175277053473http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175277053473Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:26:11 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f31eb51c8616c06070935e6c99a31ae1/tumblr_pai2xeDbnY1syrkbdo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175274079468http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175274079468Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:22:10 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5b3e25767167078e43ec8c8ad30f67e4/tumblr_p4k8efGm2g1wk4zboo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://cupidclue.tumblr.com/post/175126707169" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cupidclue</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="551"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/211e948c321098a6d8d805625ab40501/tumblr_inline_papdql76nJ1ra6hu4_540.png" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="551"/></figure></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175274074013http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175274074013Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:21:56 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/647f81092f661e729cd259e43617b62e/tumblr_pafjqpQQCj1qkz08qo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273486633http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273486633Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:57:01 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fea7a8e187eae544654ff21c6129a2f4/tumblr_p6w083Iggz1r8sc3ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273482763http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273482763Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:56:50 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7d746fc74cd84174e8910adfaa7776ab/tumblr_om5zrprOQo1ujm4w9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3429b7489b9f2302f0e5a3209de0115b/tumblr_om5zrprOQo1ujm4w9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://shounenchild.tumblr.com/post/157885760603/theta-apple-pie" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shounenchild</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>THETA APPLE PIE</p></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273479213http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273479213Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:56:41 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a8373639402038a72d22df01f214f0ad/tumblr_o7ly4g0zay1qgx7ipo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e7166d534af607cb1f939a57a51582a6/tumblr_o7ly4g0zay1qgx7ipo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1e36215e8d5a821a4b2c0bd42a23f1a/tumblr_o7ly4g0zay1qgx7ipo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/568a24ee5852c795ebde0dc04f4d7589/tumblr_o7ly4g0zay1qgx7ipo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0b93f8e3e9d6a2ac9089238f69a354d3/tumblr_o7ly4g0zay1qgx7ipo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fb2d1dc2db2850558daf3c1081003a1b/tumblr_o7ly4g0zay1qgx7ipo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andjeremypiven.tumblr.com/post/144784327290" target="_blank">andjeremypiven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.</p> </blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273475488http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175273475488Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:56:33 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c12c50240a805dc92313dad558fc02e/tumblr_o6xy15WpL91tghz4zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272172963http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272172963Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:57:23 -0400<p><a href="http://actualbrendonurie.tumblr.com/post/173143624862/sarcasm-not-capitalism-actualbrendonurie-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">actualbrendonurie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://sarcasm-not-capitalism.tumblr.com/post/173142268052/actualbrendonurie-i-just-saw-someone-on-tumblr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sarcasm-not-capitalism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://actualbrendonurie.tumblr.com/post/173141692247/i-just-saw-someone-on-tumblr-say-they-were-born-in" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">actualbrendonurie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most </p></blockquote> <p>I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed</p> </blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272171578http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272171578Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:57:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farrahtales.tumblr.com/post/82814729169/if-you-dont-strategically-eat-your-food-so-that" target="_blank">farrahtales</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices</p> </blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272167453http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272167453Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:57:05 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32d035317e5884616824' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_npiw8agY4O1r3uvu0_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_npiw8agY4O1r3uvu0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oPH4TIwpChlFsVJDAmpJhQ/175272157883/tumblr_npiw8agY4O1r3uvu0/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://daftqunk.tumblr.com/post/174945207804/jiveturkeyjerky-i-love-the-guy-whos-clearly-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">daftqunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jiveturkeyjerky.tumblr.com/post/120908972919/i-love-the-guy-whos-clearly-a-teacher-who-came" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jiveturkeyjerky</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month</p></blockquote> <p>seth everman going WILD in the background </p> </blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272157883http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272157883Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:56:38 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e2853e51df77911313eac0bf8fc931f/tumblr_pat7lsS0oQ1wurweeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://deku-smash.tumblr.com/post/175192768415/watashi-ga-kita" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">deku-smash</a>:</p><blockquote><blockquote>^{<i><b>W</b>atashi ga kita!</i>}</blockquote></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272145333http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272145333Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:56:00 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ef9ea627c7350db48081bffa8bf2bf/tumblr_paux84bzJq1w5wxdqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://iheartlanceylance.tumblr.com/post/175224248054/theyre-evolving-holy-shit-what-even" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">iheartlanceylance</a>:</p><blockquote><p>THEYRE EVOLVING HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN</p></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272144088http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272144088Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:55:56 -0400<p><a href="http://unidentified-flying-binch.tumblr.com/post/174953983512" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">unidentified-flying-binch</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1457" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc255614441d675533e9fab03224864c/tumblr_inline_pafo9p7syZ1ri4yyj_540.png" data-orig-height="1457" data-orig-width="700"/></figure></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272138833http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175272138833Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:55:41 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/45974f623db9fcf0e1ae2e179c041f37/tumblr_p9d35qxIAS1sgge6vo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271975998http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271975998Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:47:41 -0400<p><a href="http://yiff.cool/post/174171530721/wait-hold-on-a-second-is-tha-is-that-benny" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">paper-mario-wiki</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yiff.cool/post/174171263476/wait-hold-on-a-second-is-tha-is-that-benny" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">paper-mario-wiki</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2><b>HOLY SMOKES!!</b></h2></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="162" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5bdb260e798bdfd67ada1b10bc526381/tumblr_inline_p965c5N6Nk1snvdw1_540.gif" data-orig-height="162" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271969488http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271969488Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:47:22 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0tj2dXFYJ1rrwbffo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0tj2dXFYJ1rrwbffo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271953608http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271953608Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:46:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nymphetness.tumblr.com/post/163956082241" target="_blank">nymphetness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>date idea: u come over and nap with me</p> </blockquote>http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271950008http://groot-to-boot.tumblr.com/post/175271950008Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:46:23 -0400